Sunday, September 05, 2004

John F. Kerry

How about that John Kerry Midnight Madness the other night, huh? What? Didn't see it? You were in bed by then? But you noticed that it wasn't excerpted on all those morning shows on Friday? Well there's a reason for that, and I'm not being facetious...

Plastered

Kerry was sloshed.

People, I'm not kidding. Apparently when the new advisors told him to try to be Kennedy-esque, JKF misunderstood. Don't believe me that he was drunk? Here are a few excerpts:
...And you know what else were gonna do? We're gonna do something that makes common sense, which is what we need to restore to the main street of America...

...God only gave us 3% of the world's oil reserves, folks. That didn't change during the time George Bush has been president...

...We need to change the president and have a president who understands that no young American in uniform should ever be held hostage to America's dependence on oil in the middle east. We're gonna liberate ourselves...

...And finally, finally there is this issue of Iraq. We deserve a president this the most serious issue we face right now. And this is not an issue this is not an issue that ought to be the subject of Democrat, Republican. [Unintelligible] it's not that's not where it comes from. This comes from the heart the gut and from the head the common sense of Americans...

...and not be punished by a system that is punitive...

...Let's get back our own democracy in the United States...
I'd link to a transcript, but none exists. Anywhere. The only possible reason for that is that anyone reading it would obviously know that Kerry was trashed.

Please, please go to C-SPAN and watch it for yourself. Then go tell Vodkapundit.

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