Sunday, September 26, 2004

Gimme a Break

Memo to John "F" Kerry: You're not a Kennedy, okay pal? If that's what you wanted to be, you should have married that lady on Dateline before the Governor of California beat you to it. Playing touch football in the park doesn't make you look Kennedyesque -- it makes you look stupid. Yes, it's better than kitesurfing...but just as pretentious.

Hey, I understand that you're grasping at straws here, but if you're going to try to do stuff to make people connect you with JFK, at least try to find something that's not such a blatantly obvious ploy. Like, I don't know...make a great speech or something. That would be considered Kennedyesque, wouldn't it? Or how about just not coming off as such a jerk? It would at least be a start.

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